The cottage star is wild, EXO has to vomit blood when he watched

Shanglinjun has recently been a bit "internal consumption". The reason was not him, but it was exhausted in the entertainment surfing.

Just last week, the "Inner Entertainment Top Stream" cottage men's group ESO announced that all members were renamed.

In the early morning of this morning, ESO's facade announced that Lu Ha announced the unlimited retirement of the group.

However, more than a month ago, ESO was full of scenery, and all kinds of cottage men's groups were also confrontation.

At that time, Luha, Lin Junjue, Wang Erbo, Quan Kuolong, etc. made a group debut by 5%-70%of the deity.

The feelings of Shangliangjun are written in their names: what? ha? Never!

Since then, their every move is also the rhythm of frequent search.

Huang Zitao of the cottage Huang Zitao exited ESO, the face of the elderly of the Shangliujun Metro;

ESO seamlessly found a Wang Zitao instead of Huang Zicheng. This wave is the ruthless capital.

I thought it was an end to the end here. I didn't think about it. I joined ESO's unsuccessful fan steaming, and pulled the cottage Pan Weipo and Ayue to set up an EMO men's team.

Other cottage groups also established overnight and entered the internal entertainment, blooming every time.

Not only that, but the major cottage celebrities represented by Zhang Yixi, tangled, Huacheng ash, Guli Nezha, Wang Junka and other celebrities.

It can be said that the cottage star is wild, and the ancestor EXO has to shook his head when he watched it.

When Lian Mai went to Huang Zicheng's own Huang Zicheng, the deity Huang Zitao smiled awkwardly, is this too much like?

However, what Huang Zitao doesn't know is that the people in the cottage can make a table mahjong.

Familiar with the history of my country's variety shows, it is no stranger to imitating show shows. The cottage stars bloom all over the place. Uncle Benshan's imitators can make a top ten most like lists. The prosperity is evident.

The cottage star walked from the satellite TV station to CCTV. "Opening the door" became the Hengshui Middle School in the show. It attracted various satellite TV cottage stars and aired for nine years.

Nevertheless, the cottage stars we saw in the nine years have not popped up in a short video.

This year, the cottage star is no longer a rare thing, and the cross -sex cottage face is even more loose.

Girlfriend said that Zhang Mingxing's face has grown up, don't be happy, ask if you are like Gulinaza or Dili Reba?

Maybe the other party's answer is Xiao Yueyue.

If someone says you look good, then don't be excited to go--

In the context of shouting to kill the "Mother's Cannon", you boast that you are like Zhou Dongyu, and at first glance, you are in your heart.

When you think that the scope of cottage stars is limited to local stars and thinks that they want to imitate celebrities in the entertainment industry, it is obviously that the pattern has not opened.

Nowadays, the cottage stars have extended from stars, laughing stars, singers ... to the stars, and the island country Hatano has a local version. The number of fans is nearly one million. There is no black powder, all yellow powder.

Finding the door of the new world requires the next bitterness, and the horse honeycomb of the cottage star, just click on the list of attention of the cottage stars, where there may be a cottage star nest.

This is the modern version of Liu Yuxi dating.

△ Jay Chou imitator@

A red Scottish skirt in the cottage Shenyang jumped more than 500 episodes like the old sister -in -law, and sometimes the master of the cottage came to the town field.

Jack Ma and Obama, who had smiled at the forum, no longer changed the world, so the total of the cottage horses and the cottage Obama took the stick.

One of them played the President of Sanguanzheng every day, and was busy fighting the workers. One "attended" the major shopping malls per day staged a handhake etiquette.

The two also met in an unknown shopping mall and stabbed their wrists.

△ Source: Douyin @JV horse

Cottage celebrities, the quality of your circle of friends, the quality of your circle of friends determines the level of your life.

In front of Zhuyu, Luha (Cottage Luhan), Huang Zicheng (Cottage Huang Zitao), Quan Kuyong (Cottage Quan Zhilong), and made their debut, also expected.

The answer here is obvious. Don't ask how many cottage stars. You only need to know that there is a whole cottage entertainment circle hidden in the short video.

In the inner volume, in the era of the dissertation, the cottage stars have already tasted the suffering of the inner volume.

A star face, like Liu Huan, was incomplete, and his face was always "spit" when he bumped into Wang Han. It can only be said that God opened a window. The wind was stormy outside the window, and the ending could only make some money.

When imitating Xiu Da's road, Uncle Benshan's imitators knew that his face was not like it, and he had to sing like, acting like, and doing things. In short, it was more like a deity than the deity.

But the short video liberated the cottage stars from the inner rolls and completely liberated.

It doesn't seem to look like a problem. After all, the filter is helped, and there is a star face in a second.

Xia Ziwei, who is in the cottage, is blessed by the filter, and the fans have more than one million. When the netizens peeped the true appearance of the cottage Lin Xinru, the netizens all sought the eight W President Wang.

△ Xia Ziwei (no filter version)

The face does not seem to be important, and the characteristics of imitating stars are naturally not the point. It is important to find the traffic password.

The entry of the traffic password is to be wild, to catch the horse.

Xia Ziwei relied on the poor imitation of Lagerstroemia's "blindness" drama, and created its own "brushing a rocket to see the light" bridge section, with a live broadcast income of more than 100,000.

The cottage Wang Baoqiang, the red autumn clothing black vest, the messy hairstyle, pretended to be stupid in the village.

The cottage small bag is generally interpreted in front of the camera every day.

Teacher AV actress of the cottage island country does not need to "open your mind". He is wearing a variety of professional clothes every day and playing the ball. However, a single -ranging cottage star can't afford a loud wave. Only by the debut of the star group can it have the effect of 1+1 greater than 2, and the topic can be filled.

Inner Entertainment Tuan ESO is a living example. They played the MV live broadcast and directly occupied the hot search list.

△ ESO's first single "Youth Age", welcome to die

The topic is full, and the work is of course unexpected.

From the response of netizens, we can see the level of the ESO men's group. A group believes that the goods are gone to spoil their own stars, and a group of ESO's poor works deconstruct the inner entertainment traffic love beans.

Shangliangjun also watched their MV. Where did you start?

MV Shangjun looked at halfway, not disrespect, but that the MV was only half of them. I believe that if the budget is sufficient, the shooting is four minutes, and the music library that throws into the entertainment is not violated.

Anyway, the words are filled, the singing and dancing, the sound is repaired, and the face value is offline, but the tone presented by the MV as a whole is a taste of "I'm really good". Sure enough, there is no strength and still without strength. Drop this point is still familiar with the internal entertainment.

Regardless of whether you accept it, ESO real fire, they have stepped out of a cottage star road with the characteristics of the times.

Criticizing the previous cottage stars, in the name of insufficient strength, but criticizing the cottage ESOs has no strength, it is easy to ignite and burn.

The bystander Yang Di stood up. The old artist said that he depends on strength, but no one cares: Who is Yang Di? What are the works?

Even if you don't like ESO passers -by, you still imitate the tone of the internal entertainment fans:

Although singing is very garbage, dancing is disabled, but how hard do you work for ESO brothers?

The cottage stars may not follow the deity to improve, but they will definitely have no limit than the deity.

The cottage stars break away from the aura of the Lord and become a few of the true stars. This road is difficult. But if they are a millionaire, it is relatively easy.

Due to the image, the big brand will not throw olive branches to them, but the cottage star is the fragrance in the eyes of the township owners, and the cost performance is full.

It can be said that the low -quality and low -priced star face solves the following problems very accurately: fans in the small places in the depths want to chase the stars, but there are no stars in the county/town, and the merchants cannot afford the celebrities and hope to endorse the stars.

The cottage stars have dominated the township corporate annual meeting, county shopping mall, bar ... and even wedding scenes that are not involved in big names.

△ One -acre three -pointer for the cottage celebrities to eat and make a living

A few of them can gain a foothold in the wave of cottage stars because of the popularity.

The cottage Yong Jaylen and his colleagues cottage Meng Huajian. In 2019, the fare performed in Live House exceeded 300. At this price, the five people who made originals were brothers.

According to the development of this trend, with the number of announcements and the level of bargaining, the annual income of millions of landing is true.

In the 3rd interview with the cottage Wang Han and Zhang Qiang, in 13 years, he entered the wedding industry and opened up a platter performance.

With imitation Mei Yanfang, Zhang Li announced as high as 130 a year at its peak.

Ten years ago, she told Teacher Pan: It is no problem to work hard to enter millions of millions of years.

At that time, Benbo in the South China Sea north made them unreasonable. Today, with Zhang Cotton's face, we can touch the threshold of wealth freedom.

The fake horses of the 20 million powder on the entire network rely on the alien's face, bringing 2 million in an hour.

According to understanding, the total promotion cost of JV horses is 20,000 yuan, and 15%of commission returns need to be paid.

President, use his face to prove that men do not have to eat by their faces. But now the fake horses are always beaten, and men can eat by Zhang Chou's face. Even if there are many cottage faces, there are always topics, but other star faces in the cottage can eat and drink.

The anchor of the cottage Wang Baoqiang, every day Mr. Shushu's neurotic expression, 30,000 live broadcasts watched by 30,000 people were more comfortable than running takeaway.

Cottage stars are easy to fish for money, and it is easy to step on the red line.

Facing the celebrity name, portrait, performance work, etc., are all indiscriminate behaviors. Once they are found, they are investigated by the celebrities. They have to admit their mistakes and lose money. After all, infringement is infringed.

Xia Ziwei, who was in the cottage Lin Xinru, imitated the Lagerstroemia Bridge section day after day. After being warned by Lin Xinru's team, he did not pass through the costume live broadcast.

The warning is attributed to warning that some new people will not have urine on the edge of infringement. To this day, our protagonist, ESO members choose to apologize, apologize to fans, and apologize to netizens.

Speaking of cold water, this "conscience discovery" Shangliujun has seen many times in domestic variety shows. The general plot setting is nothing more than:

The cottage star is very arrogant, aroused the resentment of the host and the audience. Then, the host who took the positive energy route to start the daddy training.

Then, under the left and right bows of the audience and host, the cottage stars burst into tears, and the bitter water complained to everyone, showing the weakness to everyone.

Seeing the cottage stars regretful, the party representing justice leaned over to comfort, the prodigal son was still a good boy, and finally the stage was happy.

In the end, in this per capita winner, the cottage star became the biggest beneficiary, won the exposure, and won the favor, and solved the criticism that may encounter in advance.

Curious why ESO students apologize? Is it because the seniors have "criticized", or because they entered the entertainment in one foot?

Author | Bi Liang

Edit | Ah Xun

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